Every modern gentleman should own a
good pair of sunglasses. Those who
believe it is a virtue to purchase cheap eye protection from the spinning racks
at their local CVS are depriving themselves from the ethereal experience of
saving capitol, researching brands, choosing a style, and finally buying a pair
of the perfect sunglasses to compliment the unique curves of their face. Spending for the sake of spending is irresponsible,
and so is going into debt for the sake of style. However, quietly saving for an item of quality is an
ethically sound decision. Not only
will the item last longer because of superior craftsmanship (thus preventing
the unnecessary purchase of replacements) but the true gentlemen will also
establish their personal style, creating an aesthetic tone that ultimately says
he cares about those around him by presenting a visual presence that rivals beautiful architecture, or stunning landscape.
Lenses: Men of knowledge will
aggressively seek to find optics with glass lenses, as opposed to polycarbonate
materials. Glass will resist
scratches, provide clearer visibility (if cleaned appropriately), and if pared
with polarization, will be antireflective.
Lens Color: Any hue of green creates a
sophisticated look, reminiscent of savvy gentlemen riding Vespas around the
Italian Riviera. Grey is best
paired with suits, as to not emphasize any singular element of
presentation. Blue is my personal
favorite, evoking the 60’s when style pared traditional fit with progressive
color. Brown tones are fantastic for casual wear, or a day on the yacht.
Frames: Plastic frames are fine, if
they are well-made and pared with quality hardware. Only John Lennon and
Harry Potter should wear small circular frames. All other men should opt for medium to large, flat frames. Wrap-around glasses died in the 90s and
should not be worn unless you are riding a high-performance bike and wearing
obnoxious spandex plastered with fake sponsors.
Aviators are best in wire, but avoid excessive use of gold.
Fit: Sunglasses should easily fit, avoiding pressure on the bridge
of the nose, or collision with the cheekbones when smiling. The stems should reach behind the ear,
and the frames should stay on when leaning forward, per tying one’s
bootlace. Never wear them indoors
unless you are a 60-year-old jazz musician, or are blind. When lunching on a veranda with a
fetching prospect, be sure to remove glasses for the purpose of achieving
traditional eye connection.
Recommendations: Persol sunglasses are one of the highest
quality glasses on the market.
They are handcrafted in Italy in small quantities, and are timelessly
stylish. Ray Ban survived the wrap-around revolution and came back
even stronger than they were during “Risky Business”. The classic “Wayfarer”
are a must in black frames/green lenses, or tortoise shell frames/brown lenses. Avoid the colorful hipster styles. John
Varvatos crafts a fine pair of sunglasses, although the lenses are not
typically made of glass.
Regardless, they have some of the best frames on the market. Oakley
is a mixed bag. On one end of
the spectrum, their glasses are defined by specialized functionality, and the
results are perhaps the most hideous sunglasses I have ever seen. However, their “Frogskins” in black frames /gray lenses, and root beer frames/brown lenses, are works of art, extremely lightweight, and
excellent for outdoor activities for the man who wants to maintain style in
otherwise anti-style situations (i.e. cycling, kayaking, fishing, hiking). Also, the “Garage Rock” frames are
clever, classic, fitted, and affordable. Of
course, Oliver Peoples sunglasses are
interesting but overpriced; and, Mosley Tribes are nice looking, but inexplicably uncomfortable. Dolce and Gabanna are well made, but the
men’s line is limited, thus lacking exclusivity for the price. Many of the other high-end brands (Versace, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc.)
have solidified a reputation by name, but not out of originality or
quality.
Advice: Find a pair of sunglasses that work on
your face, showcase a sense of style, and are crafted with quality. After purchasing sunglasses, store them
in the case, and keep them clean.
They should last, and continue to solicit compliments, for years to
come.